About The Guy

I grew up in Indiana, and I liked it there. I made a lot of friends, and had a great deal of fun, but it never really felt like home.

Now I live in New Jersey.

I like the East Coast. It’s not for everyone, but those of us it is for, can’t understand how it’s not. It’s like me being born in the Midwest was some Cosmic Practical Joke. If that’s what it was though, it’s okay…I got it…and it was very funny.

When I was little I thought clowns were a race of people.

Being funny is what I want to do when I grow up. I read too much, but never when I’m going to be driving. I love people. I find them fascinating. I only like a few of them in practice, but in theory, they’re amazing.

I’d like to know everything, I’d hate for people to think I think I do.

I hope to someday be a decent human being.

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Comments
  1. Andrew C-K says:

    1) I liked your first post a lot. Well said.

    2) I miss you being around, so we should all hang when you come back to Indy.

  2. I am glad you are doing this…subscribing because it eases the pain of you being so far away.

  3. Mariah Curry says:

    ur nerd face looks really skinny in that picture DJ When are u comming back my way?

  4. the prattman says:

    Well, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. Well done.

  5. Snatchy McPants says:

    Ok, full disclosure, I have no idea why it has taken me this long to read your blog. I could blame the fact that you probably didn’t tell me about it (or if you did, you weren’t interesting enough to keep my attention………do better). I could blame the fact that I don’t have “The Spacebook”. Hell, let’s be honest, I could blame the fact that I don’t like to fucking read.

    All that aside, your writing is brilliant. I know you already know that because you’re an arrogant prick, but it would be irresponsible of me not to tell you. Even though I’ve heard many of, if not all of your stories in person at one point or another, I find your written accounts to be digital page-turners. I’ve even found myself reading your political rants, knowing full well that when it comes to politics you have a raging, throbbing erection and I’m as flaccid as Ricky Martin at the Penthouse Penthouse. That’s got to mean something.

    Now that I’m finally subscribed to your blog, I expect you to write more. Do it because I said it, bitch.

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